SammoSammy

About SammoSammy

On December 4th, 2018 I achieved my mission of attaining all 60/60 Pointless Time Records [PTR] for GoldenEye. On January 27th 2019, I presented "SAMPAP", an unhoard of my first points. I am STILL woke on the JQ (Joris Quevestion).

I am currently working towards achieving a harebrained list of long term goals for all 60 levels that will place me in 25th place. I have achieved 11/60 of these goals.

RTA Goals
Agent: <23:30 - ACHIEVED
Secret Agent: <35:00
00 Agent: <42:00
100%: <1:10:00
All 60: <1:55:00

SAMPAP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZHxb3cfNjU

SAMPAP link for North America: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1zhFh9JHVPsG84sAt3LjVw2W1CD6tpnwU

Joined The Elite March 17th, 2018

GoldenEye Milestones:
Sub 3:00:00 Total Time: April 10th, 2018
Sub 2:00:00 Total Time: April 29th, 2018
Top 100 Time Rank: July 31st, 2018
Sub 1:30:00 Total Time: July 31st, 2018
60/60 GE PTRs: December 4th, 2018
First official points: January 27th, 2019
First LBs: Streets, March 26th, 2019
1,000 Points: June 26th, 2019
Top 100 Points Rank: July 14th, 2019
First WR (Streets Agent): July 16th, 2019
Sub 1:20:00 Total Time: July 21st, 2019
2,000 points: August 11th, 2019

GoldenEye LTK Milestones:
First points: April 12th, 2018
Top 100 Time Rank: 7 May 2018*
Top 100 Points Rank: 14 August 2018*
Top 50 Time Rank: 1 September 2018*
First WR (Cradle LTK): Sept. 30th, 2018
Top 50 Points Rank: Nov. 27th, 2018
1,000 Points: January 26th, 2019
Top 25 Time Rank: February 19th, 2019
Top 25 Points Rank: July 28th, 2019

*May be inaccurate

"Imagine being Rutzou watching that video and having to be all like "damn, Ryan Lockwood, you're a fucking legend, all cool with your insane pace and your clutched grenade launcher. I would totally respect you as a speedrunner, both my online persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is run train in his government funded apartment. Like seriously, imagine having to be Rutzou and not only sit in your dimly lit apartment while Ryan Lockwood flaunts his disgusting tied WR in front of you, the favourable music barely concealing his pathetic rank and sloppy execution, and just sit there, replay after replay, hour after hour, while Lockwood becomes an international meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking WR but his haughty attitude as everyone on YouTube tells him he's A FUCKING LEGEND and DAMN, RYAN LOCKWOOD COMMENTATES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their initials contort from MR to MRRL on the rankings. You've been doing nothing but getting insane untieds and not washing your dishes and downvoting videos for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs of Denmark. You've never seen a run take off like this, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on Lockwood's fingers as he types up a storm, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to witness him skip 1:13 and revel in his "clutchness (for that is what he calls himself)" run, the run he worked so hard for with hours and hours of streaming. And the video replays again, and you know you could reveal the ultimate truth to everyone in the world before the elite moderators could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Marc Rutzou. You're not going to lose your future Train Agent untied WR over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it."

Link to the old PTR list: https://pastebin.com/fpUDYvKC

Contact details

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Interesting facts

SammoSammy's real name is Samuel Scholten.

SammoSammy is currently 24 years old.

SammoSammy uses the 1.2 control style.

SammoSammy uses both NTSC and PAL consoles.

SammoSammy's country: Australia.

Gamer stats

GoldenEye
point rank
77th
with 2187 points
GoldenEye
time rank
51st
with 1:18:31

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