Surface 1 00 Agent 1:48 by Tyler P.
- Achieved: 11 July 2025
- Posted: 11 July 2025 at 6:49 pm UTC
- System: NTSC-J
- Points when achieved: 95
- Rank: 3rd (95 points)
Player's comments:
In a dim cabaret bar called The Velvet Trough, Jasper trotted in wearing a pleather bridle and a suspicious amount of confidence. He was a gay man pretending to be a straight man pretending to be a gay man pretending to be a horse. Why? Layers, darling. Performance art. Or maybe denial with choreography.
"Neigh," he said flatly to the bartender, slamming down a hoof-shaped flask. "Another carrot-tini."
He didn’t even like carrot juice. He liked whiskey and men named Brent.
But Brent liked girls. Or said he did. And Brent was currently across the room, dressed as a cowboy pretending to be bisexual for TikTok.
Jasper whinnied bitterly, took another sip, and kicked over a bucket.
Somewhere in the mess of identity and inebriation, he realized: he wasn't sure who was pretending anymore. But the saddle chafed, and the drinks kept coming.
Tyler P.'s time history for Surface 1 00 Agent
| Date Achieved | Time | Proof | System |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 July 2025 | 1:48 | Video | NTSC-J |
| 29 November 2022 | 1:49 | Video | NTSC-J |
| 14 November 2020 | 1:50 | Video | NTSC-J |
| 7 November 2020 | 1:51 | Video | NTSC-J |
| Unknown | 1:53 | NTSC | |
| 19 January 2003 | 1:55 | NTSC | |
| 3 September 2002 | 1:57 | NTSC | |
| Unknown | 2:00 | NTSC | |
| 19 July 2002 | 2:10 | NTSC | |
| Unknown | 2:50 | NTSC |
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