Paracusia

About Paracusia

What did we lose - everyday life in The Soviet Union

Styrofoam was made out of milk and could be used to feed infants

Gravitational force wad 80% less. People easily jumped on top of buildings.

Average life expectancy was 150 - 190 years, no illnesses existed except for labor calluses.

If you tripped in the streets, people would run up to you, stuff money in your pockets, kiss you, invite you for a drink.

Rabbits and chicken jumped right on the pan. If you bought bread the cashier returned more than you payed. People were afraid to go near rivers - fish jumped into buckets in bulk.

My grandad told me - people woke up in the middle of the night with a good smile on their faces. In the mornings everyone jogged and exercised on the streets.

Pregnancy lasted for ~4.5 months, and children were born at 12-15 kg, with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes, immediately asked to get to work in the factories.

The Volga River tasted like honey, and Enisey was full of beer.

It was -300 each winter, always snowing

Berries were the size of a cat, cats were the size of dogs, dogs of cows, cows of factories - and workers played chess by Botvinnik's methods - checkmate by knight on the first move!

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Interesting facts

Paracusia's real name is P. Pounder.

Paracusia is currently 24 years old.

Paracusia uses the 1.2 control style.

Paracusia uses both NTSC and PAL consoles.

Paracusia's country: Australia.

Gamer stats

GoldenEye
point rank
146th
with 774 points
GoldenEye
time rank
779th
with 16:45:59
Perfect Dark
point rank
72nd
with 1545 points
Perfect Dark
time rank
491st
with 11:21:09

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